What the What?!

Cupcakes and Crossbows.

An epic way to describe my approach to life. I enjoy baking, candy making, cooking, cuddling with animals and/or my husband, and unicorns. I also am short tempered and quick with scathing retorts.


At the kick off of this blog I am: 

• Fat. Nerdy and fat.
• 28
• A newly wed
• Have intense anxiety
• All I want to do is hang out with my cats, drink tea, read books, cook, bake, and harass my husband. I don't think this is a lot to ask.
• I love make-up, clothes, music, Christmas shopping, Corgis, and skulls--so much so I wish I lived in an oddity shop.
• I think I am hilarious.
• I have no problem impromptly spewing out sarcasm or cutting remarks.
• I truly believe I need feminism. You need feminism. The world needs feminism.

Things to be expected? A little bit of everything. Cooking tutorials. Discussing RuPaul's Drag Race. Books/music/movies. Feminism. Family life. Rocky Horror. General geekery.

...And a little redundancy in this post.

-MPA